Are you one of those people who thinks that torturing dogs is despicable? Or one of those folks who thinks that murdering dolphins is vile? Or maybe even one of those who believe that elephants and rhinos and lions should not be killed for “sport”?

Well, if you are, GOOD FOR YOU!

 

Now, the question that begs to be asked is this one: Seeing as how you agree that it is patently unethical to cause those particular species unnecessary harm &/or a premature death, why do you think it’s OK to treat cows and pigs and chickens much worse?

 

(Hint: It’s NOT, so please start acting accordingly … Thanks.)

 

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Walter Palmer is a real bastard for killing Cecil the lion.

“Agreed! Scumbag! Murderer! Hang him!!”

Wait, did I say lion?
I meant pig.

“Bacon. Food chain. Circle of life.”

Wait, did I say pig?
I meant snow leopard.

“Endangered species! Psychopath! Scum piece of shit!”

Wait, did I say snow leopard?
I meant cow who was bred for food in Mongolia
(thus causing the endangerment of the snow leopard in the first place).”

“Canines. Ancestors. Plants feel pain.”

Wait, did I say cow?
I meant dog.

“Pure scum! Bloodthirsty Nazi! Rot in hell!”

Wait, did I say dog?
I meant chicken.

“Bred to be eaten. Other issues going on in the world.
Stop forcing your beliefs on Walter Palmer.”

Wait, did I say chicken?
I meant dog in China who ACTUALLY WAS bred to be eaten,
and is not an endangered species either.

“Scumbag! Murderer! Hang him!!”

~ George Martin

 

Filed under: Sanctifying Sentience by Scaughdt