Turning Life ON … (08/07/15)

Here’s the first step to releasing a meaningless life & avoiding a premature death:

TURN … IT … OFF!!!

“Cell phones are so convenient that they’re an inconvenience.” ~ Haruki Murakami

“When [cell phones] first appeared, they were so cool. Only after it is too late do we realize they are actually about as cool as electronic tags on remand prisoners.” ~ David Mitchell

“Think about a catastrophic disaster where the cell phone towers went dead. How would you ever be able to TEXT your neighbor to see if they were okay?” ~ Stanley Paskavich

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